This should be grounds to wipe out every GOP contender in the 2010 mid-terms:

They all made a profits from lemonade stands and short changed their customers by pennies when they were 8 years old.

As explained by one candidate: I didn’t have the exact change at the time and told that little girl to come back tomorrow.  She never returned and I felt bad. Then the school newspaper spread the story and the community was outraged according the national press. Now I’m being called a cheat and fraud that took advantage of the neighborhood children 40 years ago. As Jack Conway put it, I have to be held accountable for my actions. I would like to apologize for all the children who may have been shorted those couple of pennies, but I promise I won’t do it again. The national press states that 10 of my childhood friends are claiming the interest on those pennies amounts to thousands of dollars and they seek damages for the suffering they experience and the detrimental effect it had on their adult lives because it made them support Obama.

Hopefully, NPR can pick up on the story and expose all this GOP fraud.